"Well, you see.." Irene sighed, it was time to let go of her pride. "Its two in the morning and I was just trying to get home, but I had left my sunroof open all day and there was a squirrel in my ca...

"I work here and Im cleaning up after the movie is over and youre the only person left, because youre ugly crying with popcorn all over your lap." Foreword"Are you sure youre not a stalker? Ive notic...