Basically this is just some crack I cooked up from my adled brain, and its not even good crack at that. Just doesnt have that good all-american smell of breakfast in the morning and fresh cut grass. I went crazy writing this one, and I feel that you my dear readers will be like, "What? IS? THIS?" But oh well, on to the story !   ForewordHippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.....Or the fear of long words.....stupidly ironic isnt it?