Just another regular morning in the BTS dorm. Jimin is clinging to Jungkook. JHope is forever alone. Suga is a grandpa. Namjoon breaks everything and Jin stressfully fulfills his mother role. Weird things happen in the showers and JHope wonders how hes the most normal one there. And V, hes just his regular alien self   ForewordMostly satire humor, please dont get offendedThis is my first fanfic please give lots of love