Its almost Valentines Day and Sehun cant believe hes jealous of a dog. Nor will he ever admit it. One shot.~1.3k words.Taohun.Warning: Sassiness and somewhat steamy interactions.     Foreword“Stop giving Candy Valentines Day presents. Its not even Valentines Day yet. What are you gonna give her when the day actually comes along? A three-bedroom apartment in Samseong-dong she can use as a toilet?” Sehun asks. He’s beyond trying to will the pout off his face and the snark away from his voice. This was supposed to be his date night, dammit. “Yknow, Chanyeol would be happy about that. At least then he wouldnt have to scoop up the poop when were away.”