Because I saw Jimin dance and wondered what he would be like as a one-night stand. There is no other excuse for this. ForewordThis goes out to my fellow noona Jiminnie fans. I hope you know we’re all going straight to hell. Disclaimer: Out-of-character fanfiction is usually my pet peeve. I wanted to write this out of character though. Well, not so much out of character as without any reference to Jimin’s real personality. I wrote this fic to capture what I thought about him when I first saw him dance. Yes, almost 4,000 words from watching a guy dance. I need help. I took some liberties with the facts to make this story work. For one, I gave Jimin a childhood in America so he would know how to speak English with my narrator. Apologies for butchering Jimin all round. Like I said, I wanted to capture the impression of him his dancing gave me. P.S. Spot the cameo by Suga!