==============================Do you remember in sixth grade, when I forced you to eat that chocolate chip cookie I told you were filled with bugs from my younger brother’s dead bug collection?  Or that time in eighth grade when you got sick, still went to school,and I told everyone how disgusting you were for spreading your virus?  How about sophomore year? Did you remember when I got you in troublefrom the pizza joint you were working at, which later caused you to lose that job?  And then there was yesterday, when I blurted out an extremely horrible, lame jokeabout how ridiculously obese your mother is in front of the whole class during English.============================== I do not own anything you recognize. Please do not re-distribute without my written permission.   ForewordIve written this quite a long time ago. Found it in my storage a couple of days ago, edited it, and here it was.Please enjoy!