Sora likes to think of herself as a fairly level-headed individual. Shes got a good head on her shoulders and, though her grades could be better, shes not stupid. But when her best friend and longtime crush, Jongdae, leads her into trouble, shes not sure that she can forgive him. Or herself. Or even if she can tell anyone about it.   "You know the boy next door,He put me on the floor.He counted one-two-threeThen stuck it into me.My Daddy was surprisedTo see my belly size.My Mommy jumped for joyIt was a baby boy."  ForewordWhen I was in the seventh grade (which was literally thirteen years ago) we had an exchange student from Papau New Guinea who taught me and my friends this little song. I dont know why its stuck with me so long, but it totally has OTLComing from a private religious school, we thought this song was super scandalous. Maybe thats why I still remember it all these years later. Anyway, this story is literally all about this song. I have fun with things like this OTL