Summary: Jaejoong being the kindest friend....and also the dumbest, bluntly offered the pregnant Sulli that he would take the child in to avoid the choice of abortion.   ForewordJaejoong: I want to have a child...Yunho: Why?Jaejoong: Im lonely.Yunho: .....Changmin: Jaejoong-hyung just lost it.Junsu: Jae-hyung! Does that mean youre a guy again?Jaejoong: What? Im a guy. Check out my dick.Changmin: LOLYunho: LOLYoochun: Lemme check it then.Yunho: .....Changmin: .....Junsu: ....Yoochun: What? Junsu: I mean, youre straight again?Jaejoong: Hell no, I love dicks!Yunho: ......Changmin: You dont really have to say it.Yoochun: Well....Jaejoong: Well?Yunho: Well?Jaejoong: Yunho, can you implant baby on me.Yunho: This conversation is over.Jaejoong: Is that a no?Yunho: yes.Jaejoong: yes? Yunho: No!Changmin: Whatever.