In which Sehun encourages Hayi to grow white carnations with him, in which Hayi does not have the heart to tell him, “Sehun, but Mother Earth and SM Entertainment do not exactly go hand in hand.” ForewordWhat do you mean by the Sehun/Hayi crack pairing is weird AF? The Sehun/Hayi crack pairing is, I’m telling you, LOVE. In fact, all crack pairings are love. (If you don’t agree, close the tab and we’re cool.)This short story is going to have three chapters, and they are going to be very loosely based on Crucial Star’s song ‘Three Things I Want To Give You’ (three chapters, three things, get it?). I might have to warn you, though, that so far I have done only one chapter, and the creative process of it was pretty much directed by my affinity for Vampire Weekend’s songs (‘Hannah Hunt,’ ‘Run’) and my mother’s much and deep sympathy for Christopher McCandless—or in simpler words, it just means: the chapter is going to be so random. I will post it as soon as I finish editing it.Another warning: English is still not my first language.+ Disclaimer: Sehun and Hayi, of course, do not belong to me; they belong to themselves.+ More disclaimer: I borrowed the title from a line in this song by Stars, ‘My Favourite Book.’[1/23] UPDATE – Yes. First chapter is up. It contains a few F words, I hope you don’t mind.More from me:Crying Over Spilled Milk. [BTS Jin x BLACKPINK Jisoo | One-shot, COMPLETED]Fake Flower Crown. [EXO Chanyeol x BLACKPINK Rosé | One-shot, COMPLETED]Il Fait Très Beau. [BTOB Sungjae x Red Velvet Joy | One-shot, COMPLETED]10:15 Saturday Night. [Winner Mino x f(x) Krystal | 12/?, ONGOING]Coney Island Steeplechase. [Super Junior Siwon x 2NE1 Bom | 1/2, ONGOING]Ribs. [Super Junior-M Henry x 2NE1 CL | One-shot, COMPLETED]Thou Mayest. [CN BLUE Minhyuk x f(x) Krystal | One-shot, COMPLETED]