If We Were A Sitcom
Somwhere in Seoul, there lived six roommates.They came from different places and each have their own story.But things start to get interesting when you put them under the same roof. ForewordTitle: If We Were A SitcomGenre: Love and friendship, drama, comedyCharacters: Krystal | Sulli | Kris | Tao | Victoria | Baekhyun | Kai | Sehun | Taemin | Chanyeol | Minho | YunhoPairings: Kaistal | Taostal | Minstal | Senri | Taelli | Chanlli | Kristoria | Kris+SNSD | Yuntoria THE ROOMMATES "Queen of aegyo and deception"Name: Krystal Jung SoojungNickname(s): JungieAge: 18Occupation: Senior at SM HighHobbies: Eating, eating, and eatingOrigin: Lived with her parents in San Franciso but came to Seoul to study alone and has been living with her cousin, Kris, ever since. "Ive known Soojung since the day she was born. She might seem like a cold-blooded person who feels nothing (besides hunger) but she actually has a kind heart." -Kris "A master of deception, an amazing liar, extremely manipulative... Oh, and her aegyo is absolutely nauseating. This girl will do anything to get get what she wants." -Tao "I dont know where Id be right now if it wasnt for Soojung. Shes a great friend and Im really grateful to have met her." -Sulli "Soojung is perfect. No, shes perfecter than perfect!" -Kai"... Where did he come from?" -Krystal "Daydreamer"Name: Choi JinriNickname(s): Sulli, Ssul, Giant BabyAge: 18Occupation: Senior at SM HighHobbies: Daydreaming, watching the cloudsOrigin: Came from Busan (her family is still there) a few years ago to study. "I truly believe that Jinri has the ability to bring happiness to others." -Krystal"Since when did Soojung become so nice?" -Tao"Get lost, Panda. This is Jinris profile, not yours." -Krystal "I think Chanyeol has a crush on Sulli. Hes always trying to get her attention when he comes over." -Baekhyun"Huh? O.O" -Sulli"Oh, Ssul, clueless as always." -Krystal "Charming casanova"Name: Kris, Wu FanNickname(s): Male GodAge: 20Occupation: Sophomore at SM CollegeHobbies: Sleeping, chilling, datingOrigin: He is half-Chinese and was born in America. Moved to Seoul with his mother a couple of years ago. "Tall and devastatingly good-looking, and he can get any girl to fall in love with him within seconds. Duizhang is my role model. Hes just so perfect..." -Tao "Kris is an awesome cousin. Hes mostly really fun, but he can be overprotective sometimes." -Krystal "Our unofficial dorm leader! ^^" -Baekhyun "Yah, shouldnt you be a little more responsible if youre the supposed dorm leader? Maybe take some time out of those dates you go on every night and actually do something to help out for once." -Victoria"There she goes again... -.-" -Kris "Not your average wushu pro"Name: Huang Zi TaoNickname(s): Kungfu PandaAge: 18Occupation: Senior at SM HighHobbies: Wushu, eating, watching movies with KrisOrigin: Born in Qingdao, China, and moved to Seoul when he was thirteen. "Unlike Kris, he actually does something in the dorm. He always helps out with cleaning and cooking. Taos a good kid." -Victoria "Tao-oppa is really nice to everyone except for Soojungie. I wonder why..." -Sulli"Thats because I hate her." -Tao"I dont think thats true." -Baekhyun"Stop thinking, Baekhyun-hyung, you do enough of that already." -Tao "One word: EW." -Krystal "Loving Umma"Name: Victoria, Song QianNickname(s): Vic, UmmaAge: 22Occupation: Senior at SM CollegeHobbies: Dancing, cooking, cleaningOrigin: Born in Qingdao, China, but her family moved to Seoul shortly after her birth. "Umma is the best!" -Krystal"Her cooking is delicious! Umma takes really good care of everyone." -Sulli"Aw, my kids are such darlings." -Victoria "Shes a bit too naggy for my taste. But at least she cooks and cleans." -Kris"Ah, Kris-hyung and Victoria-noona are just like Tao and Krystal. Theyre always at it." -Baekhyun"Baekhyun-hyung, is observing other people your hobby?" -Tao "Wise and intellectual"Name: Byun BaekhyunNickname(s): Bacon, Smarty-pantsAge: 19Occupation: Freshman at SM IT CollegeHobbies: Studying, learning new things, surfing the net, observing others (as suggested by Tao)Origin: Born and raised in Seoul. Lives away from his parents because he wants to live closer to school. "Baekhyun-oppa is someone I can trust." -Krystal"Hehe." -Baekhyun "Hes definitely useful, especially when we need to know things, Bacons the one we turn to." -Kris "The only thing oppa ever talks about with me is Chanyeol-oppa. I dont know why oppas like this." -Sulli THE SM HIGH SCHOOLERS "Fool in love"Name: Kim JonginNickname(s): Kai, KkamjongAge: 18Occupation: Senior at SM HighHobbies: Soccer, doing sports, spending time with Krystal, learning about Krystal, following Krystal, looking at Krystal "I call him Lover Boy." -Kris "Kai-ssis crush on Soojungie is really cute." -Sulli"I agree with Sulli." -Victoria "Dude, youre the freaking kingka of our school. You can have any girl you want. Why on Earth would you like that vile thing of all people?" -Tao"Yah, Huang Zi Tao! Say that again about my girlfriend and Ill make sure to send my boys to give you a good beating. Even your wushu skills wont be able to protect you then." -Kai"Yah, Kim Jongin! What do you mean by girlfriend?!" -Krystal "Shy and awkward" Name: Oh SehunNickname(s): ThehunAge: 18Occupation: Senior at SM HighHobbies: Doing sports, thinking alone "My best buddy!" -Kai "Sehun-ssi is really shy and mysterious, but I like hanging out with him." -Sulli "Omo, his lisp is the cutest!" -Krystal"Maybe I should get a lisp too..." -Kai "The bestest friend ever" Name: Lee TaeminNickname(s): Taem, Banana Milk BoyAge: 18Occupation: Senior at SM HighHobbies: Dancing, drinking banana milk "My bff! Love you, Taem XOXO" -Krystal"Hehe, you too, Soojung." -Taemin "Are they dating or not?" -Kris"Were NOT." -Krystal & Taemin "Truthfully, Im jealous of Taemin. Hes so close to Soojung and she even told him she loves him! What does he have that I dont? We even look alike! The only thing different about us is our hair colour. Maybe I should dye my hair blonde too..." -Kai"You have nothing to worry about, Jongin. Taemin doesnt like me, he likes-""Yah, Jung Soojung! You promised never to tell anyone!" -Taemin"Araso, araso." -Krystal THE SM IT COLLEGE STUDENT "Forever loud and hyper"Name: Park ChanyeolNickname(s): Derp, Happy VirusAge: 19Occupation: Freshman at SM IT CollegeHobbies: Hanging out with Baekhyun "Honestly, I didnt like Chanyeol much at first because he would always come over to the dorm and make a big mess. But Ive got to admit I have come to like this guys cheerfulness." -Victoria "All he ever does is follow Baekhyun around, pull pranks on the kids and stare at Sulli. Hes quite quirky, really." -Kris "I think Chanyeol-oppa is nice." -Sulli"Y-you do?" -Chanyeol THE SM COLLEGE STUDENTS "Hottie tutor"Name: Choi MinhoNickname(s): TutorAge: 21Occupation: Junior at SM College, Part-time tutorHobbies: unknown "Omo, Minho-oppa is the coolest! Hes so handsome and smart. He would make the best husband!" -Krystal"Um, Soojung, dont you think thats a little..." -Minho "Dude looks like a frog with his ridiculously large eyes." -Tao"Yah, say that again, Panda!" -Krystal "I initially asked Minho to tutor Soojung because she wasnt doing very well in school. Who knew Soojung would end up developing a crush on him." -Victoria "I think Soojungies crush on Minho-oppa is cute." -Sulli"You think everything is cute, Sulli." -Baekhyun "Too good to be true"Name: Jung YunhoNickname(s): AppaAge: 22Occupation: Senior at SM College, other part-time jobs unknownHobbies: unknown "Yunho-oppa and Vic-unnie are perfect for each other! They should just get married already!" -Sulli"I agree with Jinri. Yunho-oppa would make an awesome appa! He always buys me food. Hehe." -Krystal "I dont like this guy. Never did." -Kris"Ahem, Im right here..." -Yunho"Dont mind him, yeobo." -Victoria I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR THIS STORY © Warning: My writing style is rather... unusual.