Maybe youve always wanted to write a nonsensical story that defies all conventions of normality, but didnt think you could pull it off. Maybe you enjoy reading crack, and you want to take a peek into the tangled messes of the minds of the people who write them. Maybe you only clicked on this story because the ridiculous title caught your eye. Or maybe you just get a kick out of watching me trying to be funny.Whatever your reasons are, this tutorial is written for your use and enjoyment. After overwhelmingly popular request (read: three people maybe), here it is, in bite-sized installments...Five Minute Crack: A Tutorial for Writing the Crazies is this color making your eyes bleed yet ForewordDisclaimer:This is not a tutorial on how to become a better writer. There are plenty of those out there and I am in no way an expert on it. Instead, I will be addressing how to make your fic as knee-slappingly hilarious as possible. Haha. Hahaha.I cannot guarantee equal results for everyone who chooses to make use of this tutorial. What works me might not work for you, and what I think works might not actually work...at all...anyway. Welcome! I hope you enjoy it. :)