"Im sorry I raped you.""Its not rape if we both enjoyed it.""But you cried.""Its not rape if we both cry.""So... When is it rape?""When the fat lady sings.""Taemin, you know it not nice to make fun of Ms. Park. Shes a very nice person.""Rape isnt nice either but you still tried. Youre just lucky that I love you and I enjoyed it, or else the circumstances wouldve been much different." ForewordI got bored, and I suddenly remembered a conversation I had with my friends that went a bit like this:Friend 1: *unzips Friend 2s jacket*Me: Woah! Lets keep it PG here! No need to rape the boy!Friend 3: I cant believe you even tried that! Or maybe you want him to rape you. Keep this up and it just might happen.Friend 1: Im not trying to rape him! And Im not going to get raped!Me: Its not rape if you enjoy it.Friend 2: Its not rape if we both cry...All of us: ... *burst out laughing* Tis an actually conversation I had with my friends. Dont ask why. Its for the best...