He just wanted to be left alone to concentrate on his studies and prioritise his life. That, of course, was the cue for Fate to throw an obsessed stalker in the guise of a secret admirer right into his path. Oh boy. ForewordTitle: Of Clueless Idiots and Borderline Stalkers (part one)Pairing: Kyuhyun/Yesung, YeKyu, KyuSungGenre: Humour, fluff, drama, romanceWarnings: AU. Some crude humour and coarse language.Rated: PG-13NOTES: Behold, my entry for The KyuSung Fest 2012. xD This is a huge monster I wrote for the prompt, "I was hiding under your porch because I love you!" by Nana turtleclouds.This is a two-shot.