In which Hoseok has no life and has the creepiest hobby of watching theses two boys interact playfully in the park opposite his house because he forever ships them and will get this fucking ship to sail. Foreword"Just kiss already..." whined Hoseok, seeing Taehyung fall and Jeongguk worriedly asking the boy if he was okay. It was bluntly obvious that they like each other, why couldnt they just take the hint and kiss?Hoseok bashed his head against the window. Of course, both were still oblivious to each others feelings and Hoseok could only pray for them."May the Gods and Godesses of all fandoms be with them..." he silently pleaded, even going as far as diligently assembling an altar including a variety of offerings to the deity of fandoms.(There were items with such facetious absurdity that would drive many people in questioning Hoseoks mentality)This will be the first ship he is going to sail.-----------A/N: I know, another one shot and fogive me but I just couldnt resist the temptation. However, unlike a long one shot that I usually do, this would be a short one. Not too short however, but shorter than usual nonetheless. I will post this hopefully tomorrow if my father doesnt strip the ipad, my phone or the laptop away because I went over my curfew and he is pissed. Like seriously, what the you expect? I rarely get the time to hang out with my friends and it was just once. Its ridiculous.I guess in a way, this one shot is brightening up my dampening mood. And really, seeing your friends for the first time in over two months you will eventually lose track of time somehow. Frankly, Im annoyed. Enough of that, I hope I  have the chance to post it tomorrow. I just have some minor detials to tweak and finishing the ending of this fanfiction. Nonetheless, I do hope you will enjoy this short oneshot. Discalimer: Dont own the characters in any way whatsoever.                                                                                                                                                                                              Warning: CursingPairings: Vkook , hinted Namjin and Hoseok x SecretAlso, this was inspired by another tumblr experience!