Xiumin was a perfectly ordinary; no troubles in life, no relationship problems (basically because he was sworn to be forever alone), no academic problems (the guy had a 4.0 GPA), and the such. He always wanted to be a flight attendant for some strange reason.His wish finally came true...But he probably wont be as perfect anymore as he works with the most hyperactive attendants in the airline industry.          "Just so you know, Jongdae, I am using a scalpel to cut my grapefruit and I am not afraid to cut your balls off and feed them to those rabid dogs in the cage over there."Scratch that. Xiumin probably wont be normal again.   CHARACTERS:Xiumin (birth name Kim Minseok) is the new guy at EXOtic Airlines. Jongdae is the flight attendant that is forever fucked up as hell for reasons unknown. Kris is the commander that doesnt do shit. Tao is the flight attendant that always has to calm down shit when Kris is too busy speaking four different languages (actually, its really three and a half) while cuddling with Ace.Joonmyeon is the most trusted pilot that Kris is very close with (much to Tao and Yixings displeasure). Yixing is the most precious flight attendant thats fucking perfect and not fucked up (Baekhyun and LuHan are working on it). Kai is the flight attendant that everyone hates (minus Kyungsoo) because hes a local queer that pisses pretty much everybody off. Kyungsoo is the flight attendant that usually serves out the airline food (not because it tastes good; that shit tastes down right disgusting), but hes really a handful like Kai is sometimes. Baekhyun is the flight attendant that doesnt like doing shit and likes checking himself out (and wearing contacts); he just loves talking to the other crew and "helping" out LuHan. Chanyeol is the flight attendant that always walks around and of course doesnt bump his head on the ceiling like psheu and everyone hates him because hes too insane compared to everybody else. Luhan is the flight attendant that lounges with Baekhyun and usually announces everything on telecom. Sehun is the mischievous flight attendant that forever doesnt do nothing except for handing out snacks with Kyungsoo and lounging with Kai and LuHan. Hes also pretty much one awkward little duckling. And LuHans Number One Fanboy.  Authors Note:XiuChen needs more love from crack. I am on expert writer on crack lol yeah right And I love XiuChenAnd EXOSo, why not?Plus, I was planning to do a mall au fic but it was already taken...Ehhh, Ill just do it later.And I dont see none about airlines anywhere so YAYINSPIRATION #1 | INSPRIRATION #2ORIGINAL IDEA MADE BY MWAHIF YOU COPY THIS, I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU. Credit: First Snow Graphics (link) [THANK YOU SO MUCH, AWKWARDLOSER :3)ONESHOTS EXPLAINING OTPS; sulay ; unpredictable (ft. babos kris and jongdae bc they help out)baekyeol ; coup de foutre (ft. cupids helpers l.joe, madame tiffany, and luhan)kaisoo ; dance dance revolution (ft. baekhyun and others)hunhan ; stalking senpai (ft. kaisoo, jongdae, and others)